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Abe Demotivational Poster

KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine

TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.

'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"

MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.

TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dragonfyre

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!

WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!

TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by DarthKauloz

D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL

JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?

TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".

DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it

sith army knife -

GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?

TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!


REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.

IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)

A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana

TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.



CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.

RAWR DIABETES - Dont mind the zombie toaster...its the T-rex taking insulin you need to look out for.

AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.

LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.

IT'S NOT THE MAGNETISM - It's the gravitational field

MMMM... - Bacon!

TAGS: pork labels wtf
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:47 am
Boy, I never thought the word ‘rectuhm’ would be censored out…..nice coverage.
GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:45 am
Just sick enough to give me my daily Homerism thought; ‘Yum, boneless pork rec***s….oh-h-h-h-h’

INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword

TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!

TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by jalford

spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.

RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.

QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do

TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Sh** Q !



TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Luke

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.

PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L

THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.

TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?

GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!

Remember the day -

TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 22, 2015, 9:19 am

GaryO - September 21, 2015, 1:13 pm
Funniest uncensored comment of the year (lol'd...hard)
pzykosiz - September 21, 2015, 9:18 am
Reality Lord - September 20, 2015, 10:05 pm

and thats why she's the longest running monarch
test - September 20, 2015, 6:50 pm
Try now
Greeny - September 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
unable to comment on 127778
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm

The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


TAGS: tattoo biker babe
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 10:38 pm
Tats or no tats. I fear my wife. LoL
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 6:06 pm
Funny, I know a lot of Ladies that have tats, but my wife doesn't. And of all those Ladies, I fear my wife the most. 5L


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5

HYPERTROPHY - Beware, too much exercise can make your dog an ugly Incredible Hulk of Hounds


Sweden -

TAGS: cops sweden h** babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)

DIABEETUS - Just like diabetus only more evil.

TAGS: diabetus
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Brian J. Pearl

DZ - March 4, 2009, 6:59 pm
Eh really doesnt matter even if he did spell it right the poster still would have sucked.
CRConrad - April 23, 2008, 8:43 am
Both almost as evil as diabetes.

ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.


TAGS: storm trooper babe fetish you a little h** for a stormtrooper iceman
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:05 pm
My Godness!!! Bigger!! xD
Kspace - February 15, 2011, 9:17 am
I've got the droid you're looking for...

TOO HARD - I think you chipped a tooth.

RIM fire -

TAGS: western calfornia yosemite arson habernero
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - August 28, 2013, 10:57 pm
I hate myself for this
Reality Lord - August 27, 2013, 3:01 pm

lol...BUT...unleash the spelling nazis



TAGS: biancabeauchamp posture latex
Rating: 4.84/5

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BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:14 am
Does it come with opening instructions?


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!

ultimate showdown -


TAGS: stupid warning label
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:48 pm
My b5by brother would jump off a table or chair and get hurt because he thought he could fly wearing Superman pajamas. My parents didn't have the audacity to sue anyone since they took responsibility for their son's actions, unlike so many parents today.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2011, 9:27 am
this poster made me think of the classic, 81263
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:23 pm

truth is i find more parents are idiots than their kids. nice poster btw.

Abe Vigoda -

TAGS: dead pools abe vigoda
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - June 3, 2014, 8:27 pm
fish... no, wait - turkey!

THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...


TAGS: god s notification abe vigoda
Rating: 3.11/5

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temp - September 12, 2009, 9:39 pm
I'd gladly do you that favor ag. Though your meaning and my intention of "take" may be different.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nooooooooo! Please, take Jennifer Aniston first!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:34 pm
No, No....not Fish!!!

GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.

TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?

COMPATIBILITY - "..no, not those ports babe, i'll be using MY DEVICE"

TAGS: no not those ports babe i ll be using my device
Rating: 2.36/5

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Anonymous2 - January 23, 2010, 6:54 pm
I'm pretty sure she wants more than just your 3.5" floppy...

KNIGHT SABERS - F*ck Iron Man!

TAGS: knight sabers bubblegum bubble gum crisis crash megatokyo mega tokyo anime
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:43 am
This is why anime posters have a bad name! You need a joke! Motifakes shouldn't just depend on a particular fan-base. It has to be something the (almost) everyone can relate to...that's my rant for the week. Carry on.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:53 am
Nice work! Love that series!

WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything

Soop? -

TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?

HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?

TAGS: heroes babe ruth overweight cheats
Rating: 4.6/5

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kyleman79 - January 2, 2012, 11:16 am
I agree whole heartedly, my friend. It seems now that you can only be looked up to if your private life is completely in order. Forget that. I'll settle for the Babe.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 2:48 am
If someone has to be perfect to be a hero them then their are no human heroes. The Babe was the greatest offensive baseball player that ever was or ever will be. He hit home runs in gigantic ballparks not the mini parks they have now. Drunk or hungover.

SIR OR MA'AM - a better way to do it

TAGS: no more labeling
Rating: 4.25/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground...
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 10:15 am
No. Just.....no.
pieman - January 26, 2010, 2:39 am
Very well done sir. Very well done.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:48 pm
that's the way I was brought up, regardless of difference. "5 respects to your elders."
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
You sir, are just win


TAGS: spontaneous ignition h** babe fire
Rating: 4.21/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 29, 2014, 7:10 pm
The doors, one of my favorite bands, and Ray Manzarek is amazing.


TAGS: clothed babes day poster
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
Victorian haute couture. Classy :})
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Nice. Extra points for the tartan.
rerun - March 3, 2010, 7:31 pm

something very ***y about the corset, as long as the right woman is wearing it

TELL MICHAEL - it was only business

TAGS: gotta have abe on movie quote day
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - March 9, 2010, 5:49 pm
5 sleeps with the fishes.
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 4:02 pm
Gotta love Abe! 5 see ya in Barney Miller Poodles


EBAY - "You won't believe what I just got for $24 bucks!"


LEADERSHIP - Real leadership abilities transcend the difficulties of interspecies communication


TAGS: babe magnet
Rating: 3.64/5

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SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS - "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be ok." - SBSP



TAGS: label mom
Rating: 2.88/5

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ALL I CAN SAY IS - You gotta give him credit for trying

TAGS: old guy babe
Rating: 2.86/5

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Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:57 am
I can only hope that will be me in 40 years. And hey, she's at least pretending to be interested in him; maybe the old bugger has a sh**.



The Alphabet Circus -

TAGS: texting alphabet awkward make out
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:32 pm
That just put a smile on my face. It's tough to do that here in Afghanistan. :)
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm
just kidding..
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm


Sticks & Stones -

TAGS: goth hobbies interesting labelled sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:15 pm
Yep and started growing it out about 3 years old teehee.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:33 pm

Is that one braid nasal hair??


TAGS: rerun babe ruth called sh**
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 16, 2011, 7:42 pm

I know I ruined it for the Rangers....and if I am a bastard I am proud to call you son.
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:41 am
Is Ruth's grandmother in your Civil War book? About the right age.. of course it would be the pre-baseball time of her life, before the fall
Sean - September 16, 2011, 10:15 am
I know, you think about rerun nailing Babe Ruth's grandmother in the bleachers. Rerun ruined baseball for all a lot of people.
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 12:02 am
"I don't go the the game5 often, but when I do..."
Sean - September 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
Well, can you blame him? You jilted his grandmother. Broke her little heart in two! You bastard.
rerun - September 15, 2011, 8:35 pm

LOL, more like aiming, guy hated me..
Greeny - September 15, 2011, 6:49 pm

the old cynic strikes again -

TAGS: crotchetyoldcynic hitting on the babes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2014, 7:33 pm
Hee hee nailed it! 5L

Not So Smart -


Abercrombie & Fitch fail -

TAGS: abercrombie fitch fail
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 5:44 pm
Holy crap! That guy looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Nice application. 5L


TAGS: electrical engineers get babes too
Rating: 4.72/5

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steve1961 - September 21, 2012, 2:14 am
Awesome and accurate portrayal of our Pengey. Well done:)


TAGS: snakurbation diabetes blind
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:35 am

Rerun is Old -

TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.



TAGS: babe
Rating: 4.36/5

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Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:55 pm
Ugh funny, when's the baby shower?

Diet or diabetes -

My directions -

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN - And she certainly has

TAGS: queen elizabeth truman to obama
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Airman

boeweizer - November 9, 2010, 11:43 pm
all hail Britannia
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
5L by the way.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:48 am
This reminds me of that *** Pistols song, "God Save the Queen."
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 9:03 am
Too bad the Prime Minister has most of the governmental power... The Queen has had a total of 150 Prime Ministers during her reign... As a constitutional monarch, she is politically neutral and by convention her role is largely ceremonial. Hmmmm...
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 3:32 pm
Wow, Philip sure is selfish guy in bed...knocks her up but doesn't let her at least come?
Airman - December 7, 2009, 10:45 am
Airman - December 7, 2009, 10:44 am
Alexis, I skipped him because LBJ never met the Queen. She didn't travel to the US from '57 to '76, and he never went to Europe. she would have met him at the Kennedy funeral, but she was preganant with Edward and didn't come
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 4:26 pm
"Look Uncle Jed I can cipher..."... Sorry Derek, but ya opened the door there!
Derek - December 4, 2009, 4:19 pm
She's 11 president's old!


TAGS: hollister abercrombie models
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - December 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ha Ha ha just sell your ugly clothes and call it a day why get into bad smelling cologne business, I hop its next to the food court too.
Oldsod - December 25, 2013, 2:34 pm
The closest one to us is more like Abercrombie and Stench. They've sprayed so much cheap cologne in the vent that one entire wing of the mall cannot be accessed without a respirator.

THIS ISN'T BAD... - You should have seen him alphabetizing his Alpha-bits!

TAGS: you should have seen him alphabetizing his alpha bits
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Chef

Derek - May 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Hey kid, like to do some coding?
Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:20 pm
I always had trouble with that, mainly because I had to figure out which ones were Ns and which ones were Zs.


MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss

TAGS: greybeard wannabe misspriss motifake ranking
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 7:38 pm
Pardon moi....TRES gauche! Thanks for noticing lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
Oooooooh. A self tribute poster, how gauche.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:31 pm

TODAY'S WEATHER - Up in Chicago were it is only 21 degrees. I predict there will be a lot of guys taking off my sweater in their minds.

TAGS: today weather jackie guerrido babe
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
SOMEONE shouldn't be allowed near their Bedazzler!

MEGAN FOX - totally georgeous, too bad she doesn't even know you exist.

TAGS: megan fox babe h**tie girls american h**
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by the man

Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
I DO NOT exist, actually.
anon - February 18, 2009, 4:17 pm
If she doesn't know I exist then why did she get a restraining order against me?
pervo - December 7, 2008, 7:36 am
No idea who she is, but "I foresee skin" (below) is an anagram of "I see foreskin".
a'den - December 7, 2008, 6:21 am
if that be the case, i have some natural ointment she's free to use on it.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 4:48 am
I foresee skin cancer in her future.
Jonny - November 24, 2008, 5:35 pm
d***, now THATS what i call demotivational!
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 6:50 pm
If you sent her some letters, then sh** the POTUS (like John Hinckley did), she'd know you exist, definitely.