Abe Demotivational Poster
KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine
GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"
MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.
WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -
WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!
JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?
ABE LINCOLN -
DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it
sith army knife -
GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
I WONDER WHY -
REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.
IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)
A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana
WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.
RAWR DIABETES - Dont mind the zombie toaster...its the T-rex taking insulin you need to look out for.
AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.
LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.
IT'S NOT THE MAGNETISM - It's the gravitational field
MMMM... - Bacon!
INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword
TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!
RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.
QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do
EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes
PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.
COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?
JUST LIKE A DROID -
THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.
GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!
Remember the day -
TATTOO YOU -
BLOOD SPATTER -
HYPERTROPHY - Beware, too much exercise can make your dog an ugly Incredible Hulk of Hounds
DIABEETUS - Just like diabetus only more evil.
ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.
I DON'T KNOW -
TOO HARD - I think you chipped a tooth.
RIM fire -
DANGEROUS LIAISONS -
FINISHING SCHOOL -
COMING SOON... -
ultimate showdown -
NOT EVERY CHILD IS SPECIAL... -
Abe Vigoda -
THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.
PULLING HAIR -
GOD’S NOTIFICATION -
GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.
COMPATIBILITY - "..no, not those ports babe, i'll be using MY DEVICE"
KNIGHT SABERS - F*ck Iron Man!
WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything
HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?
SIR OR MA'AM - a better way to do it
GOOD FIRE -
THE CORSET DRESS -
TELL MICHAEL - it was only business
ADVISE LABELS -
EBAY - "You won't believe what I just got for $24 bucks!"
WAKE UP DAVE -
LEADERSHIP - Real leadership abilities transcend the difficulties of interspecies communication
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS - "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be ok." - SBSP
ALL I CAN SAY IS - You gotta give him credit for trying
THE OUTHOUSE -
CROSS SABERS.....AWESOME! - THIS LOT HERE? Not so much..
The Alphabet Circus -
THE WAY HOME -
Sticks & Stones -
THE MOST INTERESTING MOD IN THE WORLD -
the old cynic strikes again -
Not So Smart -
THOSE BRILLIANT BABOONS -
Abercrombie & Fitch fail -
OH WHIRLA WHIRLA WHIRL -
Rerun is Old -
NICE GUYS -
CAN RUN BUT CANNOT HIDE - Babe
Diet or diabetes -
My directions -
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN - And she certainly has
BAH HUMBUG -
THIS ISN'T BAD... - You should have seen him alphabetizing his Alpha-bits!
ALPHABET SOUP -
MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss
TODAY'S WEATHER - Up in Chicago were it is only 21 degrees. I predict there will be a lot of guys taking off my sweater in their minds.
MEGAN FOX - totally georgeous, too bad she doesn't even know you exist.
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